why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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