I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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