She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my being single is dangerous.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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