the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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