Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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