I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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