covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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