shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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