Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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