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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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