I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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