i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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