yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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