im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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