what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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