He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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