I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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