id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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