if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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