no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Vodka?
Forever.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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