did you get engaged???
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
someone owes me an orgasm
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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