they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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