Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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