i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
