You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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