I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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