I'm going to jail i love you
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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