five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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