New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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