"it" just moved
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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