Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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