Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I stole a fireplace last night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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