addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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