Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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