We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Alive.
So much puke
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Randomize
