I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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