the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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