I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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