Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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