That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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