Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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