But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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