Dual....:-)
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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