Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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