i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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