Is it normal to miss your booty call?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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