So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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