I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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