singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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