My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
