where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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