you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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