it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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