it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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