Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Redeem this text for a blowjob
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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