cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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